“[In Texas] Trump won the support of 60 percent of white female college graduates, 75 percent of white, noncollege-educated women, 65 percent of white college-graduate men, and 76 percent of white, noncollege-educated men.”

Yeah, I was about 20 yards from Doug when he caught it. It was even more incredible in real life.

Saw it live. I thought he was throwing it out of bounds and somehow Baldwin went up and got it. Unbelievable.

I’m glad she said that. Now we can drag Melania’s racist elitist ass down the cobblestone steps of what should be called Hillary Clinton Way. A route First Ladies are supposed to be protected from.

Signed someone whose “woke” white friend’s husband jokingly called me a prairie n****r.

Now we know which wizarding school he came from.

Who are these people?

I used to live in Madison, WI and I’ve heard from friends since I’ve left that a number of the college bars downtown have tried to ban rap music for this reason. It’s not like I regularly witnessed fights outside either of the country bars in town. No siree!

You don’t know the half of it. He bet his stepsister that he could take my virginity, then had the gall to fall in love with me!

Let’s be honest, this never happened.

Nobody is crying any tears for this poor, beleaguered white girl who was handed a music career based on her whiteness, while a few people tried to steer her away from the cultural appropriation she so needed to commit. Fuck her.

Wait, wait, wait! In all of this, I still haven’t heard what happened to the nurse? Where is she? Is she still in jail? If not, when was she released?

The constitution just says we can have guns.

Carroll’s “Tell the Truth Monday” must get really interesting whenever the topic of steel beams comes up.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

John C Reilly, you know he could make it work.

James Spader will be one of them.

to further raise the heat on your hot take, who might those actors be? I’d start with Bryan Cranston, he has already played LBJ well and can obviously do comedy AND drama, which any Trump portrayer would have to do.

Hasn’t Johnny Depp already performed as the ManBaby in Chief, and knocked it out of the park?

Please, oh please let Trump be played by a fat, black Muslim woman...all of the things he hates wrapped up in one!