Here’s my hot take prediction: at least two actors will win Oscars for playing Trump within the next 20 years. And what performances they will be! He’s truly the Henry VIII of our time (or Richard Nixon, for that matter).

Counterpoint: George Lazenby is Australian and Pierce Brosnan is Irish.

This has nothing to do with free speech. These assholes don’t have a right to a job at a company that doesn’t want to employee them because they’re now a liability. The right to employment is not enshrined in the constitution. They weren’t maced, tear gassed, or shot with rubber bullets at their protest. The…

Well the people outing them are just practicing their free speech rights too.

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

I like Aenima a lot actually.

Well I guess you ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

*Scans list*

A woman Bond would be fine, although I’d prefer a prominent woman 00[insert #] agent who could show up in a Bond film as co-lead and become the basis for a true Bond spin-off series of films centered on her. Have they ever tried a Bond spin-off series before?

I love her in a strictly platonic just idolizing kind of way.

You could say the driver was blindsided

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

I don’t know. All I know is that there should be a question mark in that title and it is FUCKING KILLING ME.

The gentleman’s name is Phil Hellmuth. He’s a real peach too.

The headline makes this sound a lot more ominous than it was.