I assume a Browns jersey comes out.

But seriously, Eskişehirspor fans? Setting the stadium on fire? That’s what’s hot in the streets? Really?

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

The go-to comparison has been Pete Maravich, but given that he played before the three-point line came a long, there are some pretty substantial differences in their games. Still an absolute magician with a basketball. Honestly, the best comparison I have for Curry at this point is probably Wayne Gretzky, or Babe…

Top notch counter point

Almost too perfect.

Little League World Series

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

He’s like if Michael Bay took himself deadly serious.

Probably because not everyone is a time-traveler like you. We still haven’t quite covered every part of the globe with surveillance yet.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

“I’d love to see wilt shit all down the basketball family tree that steph is trying to look up.”

It’s their home court.

So Tracy ended up at VCU? Go figure.

Rockridge was so excited they named him the new sheriff.

“That’s more like a 270.”

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.