Love that he got tired and just set it down. Is New York City that weird that no one would notice a guy carrying an 86 pound bucket of gold leaf?

Can you technically have more than 4 grandparents? I mean, I guess you could- but what if grampy’s new wife is Metsican? WHY AM I EVEN TRYING WITH THESE PEOPLE

Still has Mini computer? The computer is probably going, “Hey where’s my engine, Bro?” but reporting the bags as fine.

> the seller says that all the Mini’s factory bits work as they should.

Pretty sure it’s a pelican, dude.

I for one am 100% confident that I will never crash a Bugatti Chrion.

MAKE THE LAMBO SWIM AGAIN

WE WERE ALL READY TO LET GO OF THE SEAGULL JOKE, THEN THEY GO AHEAD AND PULL THIS SHIT. THIS IS WHY BREXIT HAPPENED.

Thanks. You owe me a Xanax.

I really don’t want to know how many unplanned pregnancies happened in and around this vehicle.

the orange man does seem to be selecting complete lunatics, so I do think you’ve got a shot!

Yeah, the back end looks like it’s off of something outside the front door of the Piggly Wiggly that you pop a couple of quarters in to ride.

No dude, I swear that was a Lambo.

“Je suis Harold” he cried along with the rest of the jalop masses, even though he was not even d enough to serve in ‘nam, let alone storm the beaches at normandy...

I know at least three people that this describes exactly including the old PT Cruiser with an ungodly large number of miles under the belt. They all currently drive Xb’s. I can’t help but think they all upgraded with that choice.

Wasn’t the demographic for these boxy cars (like the XB, Cube, etc) older folks? It was something of a station wagon replacement.

You know me well :) .

Harold sounds like my kind of guy!

This describes me, minus the old part.

I wanna buy Harold a beer.