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brockmjd
2/8/17
9:52 AM
11

The generic movie trailer music completely ruined the video. Made it seem like the introduction to a cheesy reality TV competition where the host is driving to the exotic location for the first time.

2/1/17
4:29 PM
3

Damn it! I came here to say it looked like Shumacher went to Auto Zone and picked up a hood scoop before hitting the track, then I come on here see your comment, with a beautiful Italian accent and everything. Well done Sir, well done.

1/29/17
7:24 PM
2

That looks so unbelievably dangerous, I can’t believe any 4-H fair or officially recognized organization would ever host this event. With that said, I freaking love it lol. That impact at the 0:47-48 mark. Wow.

1/29/17
2:42 PM
12

Taking off shoes before jumping in water is par for the course.

1/29/17
11:42 AM
15

He didn’t hit anything. Actually pretty inconsistent. I’m sure he’ll get rebuked at the next blue oval owners social.

1/23/17
10:20 AM
66

If anyone buys a Bentley Flying Spur through Wal-Mart, please document the process so it can be shown on Jalopnik.com

1/19/17
8:48 AM
16

It’s Thursday. Do you know what that means? It means it’s time to get out there and drive like a champion today!

1/17/17
6:12 PM
8

Wait, are you saying that you clicked on an article with “Chelsea Manning” in the title, read all the way through with that same name and exclusively she/her pronouns, then promptly forgot all of that once you reached the comments section? That’s either a lie or a serious medical condition.

1/17/17
4:41 PM
107

Ugh... I want to explain the difference between Foxtrot Alpha and Jalopnik at large to you but I really don’t have the energy right now.

1/15/17
7:19 PM
2

Not sawing at the wheel like a madman. Smooth inputs of throttle and wheel, less spastic operation of both things while being sideways. In a word: Control.

1/6/17
4:17 PM
291

Put the goggles on and that is the king mutherfucker booth in all of CES.