This.

The generic movie trailer music completely ruined the video. Made it seem like the introduction to a cheesy reality TV competition where the host is driving to the exotic location for the first time.

Good god that car is beautiful. Any more pics elsewhere?

Unless it’s on fire, yes.

Damn it! I came here to say it looked like Shumacher went to Auto Zone and picked up a hood scoop before hitting the track, then I come on here see your comment, with a beautiful Italian accent and everything. Well done Sir, well done.

That looks so unbelievably dangerous, I can’t believe any 4-H fair or officially recognized organization would ever host this event. With that said, I freaking love it lol. That impact at the 0:47-48 mark. Wow.

Taking off shoes before jumping in water is par for the course.

He didn’t hit anything. Actually pretty inconsistent. I’m sure he’ll get rebuked at the next blue oval owners social.

If anyone buys a Bentley Flying Spur through Wal-Mart, please document the process so it can be shown on Jalopnik.com

Ugh beat me to it.

It’s Thursday. Do you know what that means? It means it’s time to get out there and drive like a champion today!

Wait, are you saying that you clicked on an article with “Chelsea Manning” in the title, read all the way through with that same name and exclusively she/her pronouns, then promptly forgot all of that once you reached the comments section? That’s either a lie or a serious medical condition.

Too much misgendering in the comment section. Stop that.

Ugh... I want to explain the difference between Foxtrot Alpha and Jalopnik at large to you but I really don’t have the energy right now.

Not sawing at the wheel like a madman. Smooth inputs of throttle and wheel, less spastic operation of both things while being sideways. In a word: Control.

OK, there are currently two (?) NP votes…

Presumably he was warming up the interior and frost-covered windows, not the engine.

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