Fuck you. Now I want one.

I don’t even NEED the ads to want one. I already provide a loving home for one of the least desirable Corvettes ever made, I love cars that everyone turns their nose up at. No power? Questionable quality? Laughed at by all the other cars? Come to me, sweet little thing, I will give you the home you deserve.

Advertising sarcasm in its finest/driest form.

That’s an oxygen mask. If he flips over, the driver can breath underwater until he is rescued.

Got a bunch of stars for this story on an unrelated Kitchenette blog. Worth reposting:

Not *literally* smell like a duck, though. That would give the game away.

Ah, the fine, fine art of victim blaming.

and some people, like 28-year-old Tennessee resident Anna Thomas,do thirteen cans of whip-its at 9 am and crash into a mailbox

HOLY SHIT IS THERE NO FIREWALL BETWEEN THE REAR ENGINE AND THE PASSENGER COMPARTMENT?! CRACK FUCKING PIPE.

Seller claims it was a project that he and his classmates worked on at engineering school, so the work might be done right.

“There are no exposed wires sticking out in weird places;”

CP...but i still want to see it in action.

Wholeheartedly agree with your statement. That being said, lighting up tires in some spirited driving in a safe location let alone on a track day will still garner “pretentious d-bag” comments bc, compensation and or fear of lack of safety.

Hell just yesterday leaving work I hear tires squealing and hear what sounds…

Yeah, you know me.

Just seeing one. I spotted one at Woodward a few years ago and I lost my mind.

Great response. I wholeheartedly agree with this.

You already mentioned the company but this car specifically blew my mind. I rented one a few months ago and I couldn’t get the smile off my face. You can toss it and take corners so fast, it just holds on. Equally as fun as my favorite modern Porsche the Cayman S.

I will confirm that this is true. Everyone will want a picture of you too. Just don’t go over any big pot holes.

I will have one of these someday...

So you side with the scammy fuckwad who gets an elderly woman to sign a contract that is not favorable to her, and that she clearly doesn’t understand. I like you. You are terrific.