anti-#NeverTrump Trump supporter. I...wat?

One of my favorite John Oliver bits was when he was talking about the Billy Bush tape and said something like “Last week, I directed you to look up high, somewhere above the clouds, and you could make out the faint outline of rock bottom, far above us.

Pretty sure it was an Altima, dude. ;)

Maybe if I try messaging Torch, Raph, Demuro....maybe one of them can get a message to the gang. I think it’s a solid idea.

36 so far, it’s a start ;)

OK. Here’s what needs to happen. In the middle of the next Gymkhana video, I want to see this: [screaming burning tires, lots of smoke, roaring engine]

Watching her say “Oh go fuck yourself” over and over again. THIS IS SO GOOD.

GET THIS NEW FERRARI FF FOR THE PRICE OF A TEN YEAR OLD CIVIC!

#COTD

In my experience, 150k is about when VWs (at least, ca. 2000-2005 VWs) start crapping the bed. It happened to my ‘01 Golf TDI (brake issues, rear wiper motor, glow plugs, interior trim, interior switches, MIL coming on), it happened to my sister’s GTI, it happened to my mom’s Jetta. Everyone says “Diesel engine? THAT…

Piling on: Yeah, I lived in Buffalo for several years and ... When I wasn’t there, people would say “Oh....how *is* Buffalo doing?” in the same way you might ask about the health of someone who was diagnosed with terminal cancer or lost their legs in an industrial accident.
I agree with you 100%. Buffalo is a great…

Beef on weck, lots of horseradish, side of wings. WIN.

Talking about vultures with kids was great because of their, uh, pragmatic use of bodily functions:
(STOP READING IF YOU’RE EATING)

Yes, exactly. 1 person dropping to a knee in a stadium that holds 4,000 people will “take focus away from the game”, but playing the national anthem early and putting out a press release about it ...
...wait a second. WAIT A SECOND, Y’ALL.
When some conservative nutjob does some ridiculous thing *cough*Coulter*cough*,…

Like many, the “no roach burns or cum stains” thing just sits weirdly with me. I mean, there are a lot of ways that a car interior can get messed with. I remember when I had an ‘01 Golf, the cloth seats had an amazing ability to hold on to cat hair. The cats were never in the cars, but any cat hair on my clothing…

Lagonda checked her alignment and almost-silently slid out of the parking garage. Still grinning from the previous night’s escapades, she fried a couple of circuit boards just for fun. Her grill grinned a little wider as she thought of the previous night’s antics.
Meanwhile, the 3-series, in the UK on business, rested…

If you’re ok with posting an email address, I’ll send you more tips and a video...

High five, Doc! I’m 43 with 4 year old twins! By the way, I REALLY HIGHLY recommend balance bikes, if you haven’t tried them yet. Not to proselytize (ok, maybe a little) but they are nothing short of magic.

Thanks! Free time is coming in tiny dribs and drabs these days, but the old Bimmer inspired me...

Because I’m amused by the hate, I once took a picture of myself wearing 5fingers INSIDE my Crocs. Bring it, Internet Haters! (I think that if I had put the crocs inside a pair of Uggs, it would have been some sort of awful footwear Turducken that would bring on the apocalypse)