Umm... WHAT THE FUCK! SERIOUSLY EAT A SACK OF DICKS! THIS IS YOUR FUCKING JOB IF YOU DON’T WANT TO DO THE PART OF THE JOB THAT INVOLVES ENFORCING THE LAW THEN GO BECOME SOMETHING ELSE LIKE A HITMAN WHERE YOU GET TO SHOOT PEOPLE ALL YOU WANT!

Will that be an African or Italian funeral?

Japan has several uninhabited/abandoned islands with different animal populations. Does anybody want to go with me? I can’t decide between one of the cat islands or the bunny island.