If only.

I like it for what it is.

I used to wonder when Luke Skywalker would go to the bathroom.

The Invention of Lying is terrific.

Ricky Gervais hasn't made any bad movies. I haven't seen this new thing but the others he's done are really good. No need to be so dismissive.

Nope.

Get it??

More often than not, the snark in these little articles on A.V. Club doesn't amuse me at all. It just makes me feel icky.

This is an advertisement, right?

The odd framing and extra logos provided weren't necessary, but still, what a shameless shill.

Blueberry.

Agreed. When it is was cut your first bite was probably the point on the cut side and it was so juicy yummy. Plus, you could savor half and still have a half. I suppose they don't like having sharp knives in the kitchen at BK anymore, but man…

Burger King used to cut the Chicken Sandwich in half at an angle. Now they don't cut it at all. I've wonder why for almost twenty years now. And it's not as appetising because of it. Sigh…

Gritty Kitty.

Back in the 80's in Massachusetts school would start the first Wednesday after Labor Day.

I never would have thought orange juice would get the hipster hate treatment.