And the merc gl

Base Sport in Tank, 6 speed manual, Trac-lok differential, max tow package, 16in black steelies with 31in Dueler Revo tires and 3pc hard top. All for less than $32K. Where else can I get a manual 4 door convertible with 4wd that is family friendly?

I seriously got through about 2 paragraphs and then I woke up...I must have blacked out, because now I have a keyboard imprint on my forehead.

Who. Fucking. Cares!?

Can we call it the Two-By-Four? I’m calling it the Two-By-Four.

It looks like it fell out of the sky.

Speaking as a Ferrari owner; Ferrari owners who complain about how much their car costs to service and don’t drive them because they are worried about how adding mileage will effect the resale. A Ferrari is a complex high performance car it needs servicing even if it is just sitting in the garage note being used.

You deserve every joke made about you.

The hell did she eat??

This is why you don’t pre-order videogames and especially not their Season Passes.

$40K!? WTF Mate? Just buy a freaking car already. This one is faster, corners better, gets better mileage, has A/C, and can also sound awesome.

“...this bike is gorgeous...”

Why does it need a V8? Ask your husband.

Yes please.

I hope they call it the Scrambler.

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

Wow. That might be the first comment I’ve ever seen where someone stated that they didn't necessarily like what someone was doing yet still saying something positive. Comment sections need more people like you to replace the overflow of haters!

I might have to say the Aston Martin DB9 because even though it bears some similarity to the Vanquish, it is clean in a way that I don’t think will ever be dated.

Nah, let’s put it into a RAM and make a Raptor Killer

Once again, I am proud to have inspired the COTD.