i think 2016 is the year the Liberals actually become more dumb than republicans.

In that law, A, B and C are not “ors.” They are “ands.” They’re not doing anything dangerous to human life.

All we have to do is to start mailing gay porn DVDs to each of their families mislabeled as Disney movies (or perhaps Kirk Cameron movies). You would be able to hear the sound of them ripping themselves in two from space.

I’d say it’s a stretch that squatting in an unoccupied government building in the middle of nowhere is an act “dangerous to human life.” Stop trying to newspeak this into terrorism. For the life of me I can’t figure out why my compatriots on the left are so intent on joining the right in perverting language and…

This is nonsense. They don’t want to die. They want to say “I’m prepared to die for the Constitution” so that people will go “Wow, these guys want to die, they’re a scary right-wing death cult!” They’re morons. They’re morons loitering in a shack.

I don’t think calling them morons and jamokes and dinguses and slow-witted white dorks in their best Sunday camo is handling them with kid gloves. I don’t think the solution to the imbalanced application of law enforcement in the United States is for the heavy-handed destructiveness wrongfully applied in certain…

“summary execution is exactly what they deserve.”

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

Nope

Sheesh man, I’m not a Deadstan, but pardon Diana if she isn’t immediately ready to trust every last resume detail from an Internet commenter named MILF Hunter. I mean, at least tack on Esquire, heh.

Jesus Christ.

Great point. Peyton Manning is a known enemy of the House of Saud. They would stop at nothing to bring him down.

Peyton, can you feeeel the beeeern?

I posted this above but: obvs extremely woke 12 year olds are a meaningful gain! Like rip on tumblr feminism all you want: but 14 year old girls being able to recognize and speak out about sexism is fucking meaningful as fuck, imo. Even if they’re young and unsophisticated sometimes.

Encryption is not a “problem”. It is not a “problem” that some people somewhere have the ability to exchange information without the American government snooping on them.

What the fuck are you talking about?

The Manhattan project mobilized the scientific community to create a horrific weapon, not solve a socio-political problem.

Manhattan project for encryption? I have a lock on the solution:

All you’re telling me is that you like black girls who won’t be able to make you look like the ‘dummy’ in causal conversation (or at least you think). Still does nothing to make your sexual fetish right with your racism.

Good to see the racist part of Gizmodo show up in its own thread. You gentlemen should be proud of yourselves.