if you’re curious to see how David Lynch would have made a student film in 2023, this is for you!

Honestly, I didn’t know the Critic’s Choice was even broadcast. Like, ever.

It made me realize that the answer to the question “Who’s going to be the next beloved celebrity that will devastate you when they die the same way Betty White did?” has always been Mel Brooks. Please let him become the first human being to live forever.

FWIW, you mostly see the kids from the ankles down and the only thing you ever find out about them is their names. Their genders didn’t seem to matter, I don’t even know which kid was supposed to be older.

Biggest audience react was at the THE END.

Mel in the intro is look old but man does that guy still have energy. He narrates his own audio book and it’s clear he’s still as sharp as ever. Gotta find out what that guy is made out of and bottle it 

Counter point.  A lot of funny people are involved and Brooks has always been a great collaborator. This could turn out to be fun 

I am cautiously optimistic. It looks very much like a film version of drunk history, which isn’t the worst thing in the world. The Marco Polo line was a tiny bit funny because of that, but it was really the “it’s better in a pool” part.

“But in no other industry would it be acceptable to take abuse from a boss or employer in this kind of way...”

Terror on the Prarie sounds like a headline Kent Brockman would read.

i know she’s a Bad Person, but we don’t talk enough about how, almost more importantly, she’s a Bad Actress. i’m so fucking glad i don’t have to see her in star wars anymore.

Roger that.  Thanks for taking one for the team.

Meanwhile, when I burgle and commit larceny, I have to go to jail like a schnook. It’s almost as if the American justice system isn’t as fair as my civics teachers suggested. 

Speaking as someone who loves the movie, this doesn’t really have a narrative. I mean, it technically does, but it’s absolutely paper-thin and isn’t what you’re here for.

I’d literally say in ninety minutes there are about two-and-a-half events.

Comparing The Babadook to Skinamarink reminds me of that scene from The Simpsons where Bart gets scammed into paying a bunch for an Itchy and Scratchy animation cel, and the Comic Book Guy says, “Look: This is a Snagglepuss, drawn by Hig…

I tried SO hard to enjoy this. I was fully ready to embrace the creepy vibes and get myself scared, but wow this movie was not it. I hated this one and I hate that I hated it. (Also has a few of the most unearned jump scares I’ve seen in a movie)

This movie looks like if someone decided to make a feature-length version of the The Ring video.

This movie was such a god awful waste of time.

I really wanted to love this, but I was honestly bored. A couple of creepy moments aside, most of this is made up of long, static shots of the walls, the ceiling, the floor, the carpet, the corner, etc. I usually love weird and experimental horror, but this did not work for me at all. I think this is either going to…

No, really, a professor of Hitler Studies. He invents the first university department of Hitler Studies. This is postmodern lit, not reality.