Baron-Cohen wanted to make a much grittier film that explored the themes of Freddie way more than just rewriting the 80s of Queen to make it end on some sappy huzzah!

For this next round of Mad Libs I need two celebrities, a number between 1 and 100 and a crime

If you’re dumber than a bag of hammers, it helps if your parents first make a large donation to the elite university they want you to get into. Just ask Jared Kushner.

Apparently Lori Laughlin and her husband are also dumb, because seriously, give the $500k to the university and get your name on something and get your…

Yale could use an international airport...

No, it looks like an extremely high budget feature film, jammed packed, as all high budget feature films are, with garish, wall-to-wall CGI that always looks simultaneously ridiculously expensive and really, really cheap.  

These “new money” people are a joke. You can get your kid into ANY school legally by just calling their development office and paying for a new building or naming rights.

I was always under the impression that if you had money then you could go to USC. There was no need to bribe anyone because the outrageous tuition was essentially the bribe.

Coaches for college sports teams are already among the highest paid college employees, if not the highest in most cases. College football regularly fucks its players over. Student loans are a complete scam, but for most people, they are the only way into decent schools. Now we find out that overpaid coaches are taking…

In just a few years there won’t be a single celebrity without a criminal record. Maybe Tom Hanks.

Yeah, she’s changed her name to something even blackerer (Nkechi Amare Diallo), so she’s definitely keeping it a hundred.

Wasn’t the whole sticking point when Sacha Baron-Cohen was trying to do the movie that the surviving members of Queen wanted to keep the movie going well past the point where Mercury died and Baron-Cohen was (rightly) like “Nobody cares about the guy from Bad Company singing with you?”

I mean, I for one was looking forward to Freddy Mercury thinking long and hard about his life before he plays.

Surely they can find another Wikipedia page to adapt to film

Wake me up when they make a live action version of Wall-E

The first picture is released, the internet responds: “He’s not blue!”

I think that's just going to be everything in ten years

Who wants to wager that Disney quickly removed the blue effect after people joked about the last clip

I think—when they release it in theaters—that it won’t be in protrait format any more.

Still kinda looks like a low budget TV movie.

This is supposed to be a grand, glittery, musical extravaganza.