yeah I’m cool if we never see Kali again

My aunt told me that Jay Leno once performed at a beach on her spring break and when people weren’t really responding to his jokes he started rallying the crowd for a wet t-shirt contest before trying to get some drunk college girls to take their tops off. So uhh pot calling the kettle black on the horny part there, Ja…

good lord the use of “REEE” as a fucking strawman internet comment for whenever the commentor disagrees with whatever someone else has to say has got to go. then again, I guess we can’t expect any commenting nuance from a user who calls themselves Walter White

Lucille Bluth “good for her!”

not to me! i’ll blame them too!

Back when I worked in a theater for 6 years, we’d regularly have this movie come back for special event showings around the time of Easter each year. The customers seeing it were regularly rude, impatient, and left spit cups as well as their other trash behind in each showing. So they clearly took away a lot of the “le…

I feel like I say this in every Gervais related article but it bears repeating that the funniest thing he’s done in the last decade was bringing someone funnier than him into the spotlight

to his credit, he was fairly solid in Vice to the point that I did a double take upon finding out a pretty agreeable performance was done by the Madea guy.

a jokey meme rooted in homophobia that deeply upset a 14 year old and scared her off twitter and instagram

we can’t cancel him! we still need him for 3 more Fantastic Beasts films...apparently

After spending so much time about Bryan Singer, he DOES know a thing or two about villains!

please...i’m begging you...just one Franklin appearance. It’s all I ask.

I mean I know his character and Smith would be a draw to broad audiences, but is there really a need for his character to return? The end of the first one saw him getting reduced time in prison and more time with his daughter who’s pretty much his big driving force in his decisions. I can see him finding out the Squad…

his Will Smith Genie Rap for Aladdin is honestly one of my favorite things to ever come from the internet

I say this in nearly every Luc Besson article but it needs repeating

The man had a sexual relationship with a 15 year old at the age of 31 and got her pregnant a year later. Legality in the country is irrelevant; something is seriously screwy with a man who does that. It bugs the hell out of me when Leon the…

Shoulda been Danny Devito

suuuuure it was, Grandpa.

Cuaron won for Gravity back in 2014. Did he really need another for his Netflix movie, as good as it was?

to me, this film’s worst offender has always been introducing Olsen as Scarlet Witch and that horrible horrible accent straight from Tina Fey in Muppets Most Wanted. I was so relieved during what was meant to be a dramatic moment when Quicksilver died because it meant one less to listen to.

god shut up dude