Huh? Where in the Midwest do you live? There are Nordstroms in suburban Chicago, Indianapolis, Detroit, and Kansas City.

This distracted me too! Why was her wig so bad? #fail

“She’s Tracy Flick at 40"

You say “sexual abuse of a minor.”

Racism is when someone thinks a race a beneath theirs, this was not racism. She thought a kimono was hip and didn’t take into account the cultural significance.

And if we manage to get asshole impeached, we’re left with a guy that actually eliminated needle exchange programs as his state was ground zero for and HIV outbreak.

Watch every gain we’ve made as a country, including in HIV education and prevention, reversed in the next four to eight years.

She did report it. With quite clarity too.

Evacuating totally sucks. It’s good that this possibility was covered by Rachel Maddow a couple days ago, and I’m sure residents have had a little time to prepare. But it’s an awful situation when you leave and police set up sawhorses and prevent you from going back for any reason. Just sucks. Hope everyone is…

A good movie worth watching.

I’m so confused about United’s roll. I find it odd that a woman so in distress would make it that far into the process of possibly having taken off had she not said anything.

I’m sure he’s a piece of shit kid, as well, just one we’re not allowed to call autistic.

Literally my reaction to every pregnancy announcement. Always takes a beat for me to develop the correct, socially acceptable response.

I suggest reading up on how to use apostrophes.

I feel this way when anyone I like and respect gets pregnant. Just a little part of me dies inside.

I see this more as them providing us with future saviors because shit has really hit the fan and we will need some smart and fabulous leaders to guide us in these dark times.

Clooney said for years that he would never marry again, and that he would definitely not have kids.

Yikes.

Am I the only one disappointed by this? I mean, every time celebs who said they didn’t want kids decide to get prego, I get a little sad.

100% of the time, i’m right every time.