Bring It On is definitely a major motion picture.

To my eyes, this movie is 10/10. I value my eyes the same as my fingers....

I love it when somebody gives me an excuse to post this.

This is a good post. Also, up until this SNL episode, I never quite understood Mallory Ortberg’s thing for Kristen Stewart, but now I totally get it.

My takeaway from this is that Trump is totally into Twilight.

I honestly can’t tell the difference between a real Trump tweet and a joke Trump tweet. Sad!

My lived experience of Melissa McCarthy today was unreal. My wife was rewatching Gilmore Girls earlier; she goes to bed and I got this. Fucking incredible!

Hmm. A misanthropic nihilist doesn’t have a good sense of humor? Who knew.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

the state where I live puts the number of abortions a woman has had on her children’s birth certificate.

I am grey and may forever well be, but I am going to make this post anyway, because my beloved (and i do mean beloved) grandmother died friday morning at the age of 94 and i am packing to go to her hometown to her services.... i was her POA and lots of other stuff blah blah blah but in the aftermath of her dying, a…

This might be why I admire her. I also might give the film a chance. Not because I have a secret celebrity crush on her or anything.

Haha yes. That squeaking you hear is a pedestal jack.

yeah... either that or occasionally looking like shit off-duty is a kind of emotional antidote to being continually submerged in the film industry’s hyper-focus on appearance.

Wow, were you waiting today to pounce into the comments to belittle another woman? Have you even seen Speak, or any of Stewart’s work?

I’m sure there will be some clever, totally original comments about how blank Kristen is from people who’ve only seen Twilight or saw a gif of her somewhere once.

Absolutely, she is extremely in command of her craft. You can see it in early films like Panic Room and Undertow (<- underrated, amazing film). Her choices since Twilight have been really exciting. She is very successfully transitioning into adult, film actress. I really can’t wait to see where she goes from here.

I feel like Kristen Stewart is about to be the next woman Jezebel adopts as their “new BFF” before ultimately turning on her for being too something.