One of my former students sent me that on Facebook and it made me snicker so hard. /former HS English teacher

Would that put us on the fast-track for Canada liberating the US?

The UK will never leave the EU.

And never until now has it had an actual chance at succeeding.

Seriously, might as well max out your credit.

I was worrying about the whole “What am I gonna do with my future?” thing today, but fuck, why the hell would I bother now? We’re headed towards WWIII.

I’m with you! Food texture is where it’s at and the texture of Dippin Dots is so much fun to eat. I’m a mint girl, but the last couple times I made myself branch out. I’ll hafta try banana split next!

Fuck this guy. I love Dippin Dots 😤

I love Dippin’ dots!

I know I’m in the minority on this but I love Dippin Dots...the coldness and the texture just does it for me. Banana split is my favorite flavor.

That’s the most jelly beans ever in one place at one time. Period.

“How white bread can you get?”

love me some dippin’ dots.

Who gets plain vanilla dippin’ dots? How white bread can you get?

We actually have to step up in 2020 to get redistricting.

And if Americans don’t step the fuck up in 2018, the GOP will get the next round of gerrymandering as well and we’ll be even more fucked than we can even imagine we are right now.

That’s a “Time to GTFO” phrase if I’ve ever heard one.

This is what the far right has been trying to accomplish for 40 years, since the start of the modern conservative movement. Look up Paul Weyrich, who was a founder of the Moral Majority and the Heritage Foundation. This is what he said in the early 1980s:

“I definitely don’t think everyone should be able to vote,”

Republicans are a few state governments away from being able to unilaterally pass whatever Constitutional amendment they can dream of.