They couldn’t care less what Trump does at this point. Why? Because they have power. Power they haven’t felt in a long time. Under past modern presidents they couldn’t say certain things out of fear of being ostracized or losing power. “Islam is evil. Muslims will kill everyone?” Couldn’t say that even under George…

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

I’m Canadian and this makes me so proud of America.

‘Could Donald Trump do anything to lose their support? “No,” Dawn replied.’

“I think public schools should still be a thing for special needs children,” said Andrew, a former private school teacher and fan of Secretary of Education nominee Betsy DeVos. “Because the problem when they talk about vouchers is that there’s not gonna be enough money for special needs kids, so let’s have special…

I really want him to succomb to the stress and beat the William Henry Harrison record (31 days.)

WHY NOT BOTH

This is the real life equivalent of that meme

Look at his stupid face.

Your daughters are amazing, and you should definitely introduce your eldest to Marvel’s Squirrel Girl at some point.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

Silver lining: I just got to call my childhood bully, now a shockingly inarticulate, racist toad, a cunt.

I’ve never been much of a petition signer, but I have signed EVERY goddamn anti-Trump petition that has been put in front of me. Fuck you, Cheetolini. I do not consent to your hostile administration. He is NOT MY PRESIDENT.

Even that Inaugural Address was a mess of platitudes, posturing, useless promises and finger-pointing. Just a steaming pile.

FUUUUUUCK THAT GUY

#FreeMelania

You can see the sparks between the Obamas. There really doesn’t seem to be much between the Trumps.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

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