YES PLEASE. I think the world just needs more Stockard Channing. PERIOD.

Yeah... the horror we all feel looking at that still from the show is pretty much exactly the horror we all felt looking at actual pictures of him at the end of his life, right? I kinda want to put this in the *shrug* category.

White MJ + 9/11? No.

I’m loving that, as much of an artist that he was and the amount of money he was worth, that there is nothing overly exotic or “typical rich person car” in his collection. He was worth more than a lot of artists today and a lot of them with way less money have Veryons, LaFerrari’s etc.

NO LITTLE RED CORVETTE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

“Human smoke alarm”

See, this is the problem with our justice system—the black man gets all the blame, but the people who made that jacket get away scot-free.

No, no. It’s a huge factory farm kind of thing, with overcrowded cages full of beautiful bouncing babies, waiting to be slaughtered by evil sex-having witches.

No. The abortion industry collects dismembered toddler parts they fuse together using black, feminist sorcery into a giant, evil, Voltron baby which will crawl across the land eating Christians as if they were Gerber’s stewed carrots.

I’m looking forward to Fox News news taking a picture of a huge rally in which the only sign visible is anti-abortion rights, and claiming that the rally was actually a huge anti-abortion protest.

I suspect they all have their cues timed and there are enough of them that they will come and go in waves. As a former organizer for a labor union, I appreciate their dedication to the cause. These protestors are giving me life.

Only the ones who truly have no soul will be unfazed by it.

You know what gives me chills? Trumpkins see that poem as directions.

What in God’s name is happening with Anna Kendrick’s bosom there?

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

Wow dude. Let me know if you think he’s being “dramatic” the next time you have a deeply symbolic job for 60 years and are fired via email

Jesus Christ.

I’m sure thats at the heart of the matter.

He’s been doing it for 60 years. I can’t blame him for being upset. No matter who the president is. Also he probably won’t be around for the next one.