That top photo reminds me of this:

Hey Chicago Jezzies, come out and march with us next week to protect your right to safe, legal, accessible abortion. 1pm at the Dirksen Federal Building:

Whaaaaaaaaat am I seeing?

It is sad how true this is.

Pfft, like Melania will be giving any speeches. She’ll show up at formal dinners in some ugly bell-sleeved dress, grimace for the cameras and run for the doors so she can get back home to Baron.

Nooo, this cannot be real!

They’re all grown in the same petri dish at Fox Labs.

BIG fan of Soviet Russia too.

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Woah she plagiarized Melania too? Ruthless.

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

Why does every fucking Republican woman look exactly the same? Same fake nose, same fake hair, same fake tan.

Who ARE these fucken idiotic men? o_O

About twenty years ago, I was fetching menstrual pads from the drugstore, and the clerk quickly shoved them in a bag. They come in a bag. I didn’t need another. And so I said to her: That’s all right; I don’t need a bag.

I’d love to describe to him, in detail, the consistency, color, odor of my clots. Absolutely.

Assange is a creep and a tool.

Of cooooourse leaks are “bad” when they don’t benefit the person you’re trying to help by leaking shit.