The Root will pick up this story and tell us why Halle Berry should play Vonn in a made for TV biopic on BET. Something something retribution white privilege micro agressions.

Shut up and cook me dinner. Did I do that right?

Awesome article Amanda!

No, it was Timothy Dalton. He wasn’t gentle.

You aren’t good at arguing your own stupid point. You could have said that M is a man in the book but Judi Dench played M for 10 years. You could have said that a black guy played Bond’s CIA friend in the Daniel Craig Bond movies even though he was a white character. But instead you talk about a completely different…

Right except its 7 and that is not how the books were written. James Bond was one person in the books. 

Right, except James Bond is white.

This right here!! Exactly. He isn’t Harvey Weinstein or Bill Cosby. The #allaboutme2 movement jumped the shark a while ago. Nobody cares when someone is hit on and doesn’t reciprocate. You aren’t a victim so grow the fuck up.

What issues did Hillary run on? She tried to play the morality card on Trump. Good one. She should have picked one issue any issue and actually have something to say on it that wasn’t stolen from Bernie Sanders. She was and is an empty vessel.

Bobby Heenan is number 1 for me. I liked Ventura, and Corey is growing on me but Heenan’s wit was unmatched. The Brain is probably the most appropriate nickname in all wrestling history.

That would be the due process clause in the 5th and 14th amendment to the constitution.

We get it, Pence is a homophobe and seemingly a terrible person. But you are missing an opportunity here to foster dialogue. One thing that a lot of bigots have in common is the fact that they hate the thing they have had very little contact or experience with. Ever meet someone who hates black people? Chances are…

Pretty sure the winner of all the gold will be the tax exempt IOC.

Deadspin doesn’t know what Kayfabe is.....

To my knowledge DMX is over 25. More studies need to done on this, but let’s not look at this in a vacuum. Alcohol and tobacco change brain chemistry and we know this for a fact. Sugar does as well and is more addictive than heroin. There have been numerous clinical studies that proved this. All of those are legal. So…

ain’t nothing wrong with weed.

I wish we lived in world where I could call you a faggot you call me dirty dago and we laugh, have a beer, hug it out (no homo) and move on. Oh right, that was circa 2000 then the world losts its fucking mind.

Edgar Martinez sucks though.

The XFL has a better chance of existing in 2020 than Deadspin and it’s sister sites.....

At this point you can make the same snide remark about every executive in the NFL....