I wonder how it feels to cut one’s own throat...

Obligatory.

When reached for comment, Mr. Jones had this to say:

Given that Ayton committed in 2016, I don’t think it’s a minor point.

10 to 1 says that Trump’s boys massively shorted stocks today, or any other day Trump makes a similar announcement. And that’s reason enough for him.

For reals. Can we bar the haters from visiting? More importantly can we bar them from moving here??

Yeah, fuck you too.

In 2002 a reporter asked Yankee pitcher Mike Mussina if he would accept a gay teammate. Mussina responded: “I’m going to make the assumption I already have.”

The NRA doesn’t deserve their 501(c)(4) tax exempt status anymore.

I’d like the mainstream media to stop referring to the NRA as a “gun rights advocacy group” and start referring to it more accurately as a “gun manufacturer’s lobbyist organization”.

Why is Luck taking facial hair cues from Hans Klopek?

oooooooo get fucked.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Don’t forget this classic!

me too but also fuck you

Aw. Prayers up for you, buddy.

THANK YOU. Fucking THIS!

I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!