brmatray13
Staley's Optometrist
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That’s it. I quit.

Oh Tuna-fish Lampshade - You are why we cannot have nice things.

Bacon and eggs?

People from Minnesota are friendly mainly as a way of figuring out what exactly it is that they hate about you.

Sigh.

Beat me to it...Came here to post this; +1.

You know, I think she has Goop on the brain - My Wife and I binge-watched “The Chef Show” on Netflix this weekend...With Jon Favreau and Roy Choi and in the first episode she is genuinely surprised when she was told she was in “Spider-Man: Homecoming.”

“...According to Murphy’s logic, the fellows in the room all benefit from “born privilege,” in the same way white people enjoy white privilege.

100% THIS, sadly...

...Mitch Trubisky can’t throw a ball through a fucking tire.”

Glorious...This needs more stars.

Kamala Harris has introduced legislation to federally legalize and tax weed. It would also expunge low-level weed possession convictions.”

Well, duh.

Counterpoint: Believe it or not, there still are people in this Country that think facts matter.

...the dumbest, motherfuckin NBA association I ever heard of.

“...You are appreciated.”

But he comes from a good family...”