RACIST *HEIR - FTFY, Junior...Be Best!

“I personally believe that Beto should stay in Texas and run for Senator John Cornyn’s seat in 2020..."

This needs WAY more stars...

Same...I had to do a double take.

“...How stupid would it be for me...with my crazy past and what I’ve been through?”

Obligatory:

Not to mention Ashley, that Joe Biden referred to Mike Pence as “a decent guy...”

Who?!

This is good Kinja.

“It is deplorable for anyone to find themselves in this situation.”

Hold my beer:

Obligatory:

“If Jezebel becomes the daily Blow Job for Bernie, like Gawker was in 2016...” - I’m having PTSD Flashbacks...