Are... are they just fucking with us?

Palate cleanser:

First impression: Grille.

Let’s start with:

“Attempted Patriotism”.

First, I don’t outright hate it, as several commenters seem to. There are elements that I don’t think are quite working, but there are also things to like about it.

My first impression was that it looks a bit like an LFA and a new NSX had a baby, but then that baby was put up for adoption and was subsequently raised by…

I like nothing about this concept. It looks bad, seems to have horrible seating and cramped conditions, and there are integrated displays on the steering wheel that will rotate despite a fixed gauge area. Hell just imagine trying to get into that thing with sills that wide. Lets put this concept to the back of the…

Um, excuse me. That’s killed OUT.

It was taken out of context, those who know him know this is not how he is really like, he has gay friends, he was hacked when he was on ambien, it was a joke and he’s just asking questions

Can we just have a reporter ask these dudes “What is the context within which this is acceptable?”

He knows which people to kill. 

What’s his Grindr handle? 

Before we talk numbers, my wife wants to know what the gas mileage is and whether it’s available in silver or tan. As for me, I’d like to know about extended warranty availability and (of course) oil change packages. I appreciate service after the sale.

Optima control is definitely Kia’s Forte. 

This should have been published on The Takeout

The H2 and the Excursion were vulgar, oversized, planet-hating monstrosities. The people who buy big trucks now aren’t the “same people” who hated H2s back in the day - they’re the same people who bought H2s back in the day, and were then surprised when they fell apart.

I am valuing my Autonomous driving company, Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net-Blockchain-AI at around 3 trillion, so far we have a prototype made out of a Roomba that is able to move a cat around with ease

Deploying a full self-driving car isn’t going to be an on/off switch. There has to be a ladder to climb. There’s a good chance many people who’ll get into their first fully autonomous vehicle are going to freak out, whereas someone already accustomed to having the machine take car of highway cruising and maybe parking…

Haha, thanks for the reply. I was being intentionally snarky just for fun.

I personally wont buy it unless it has 371 miles....