I meant e-scooters like Bird and Lime, which many on this site seem to hate because down with innovation and progress.

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

Well that’s just like your opinion, man.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

“You’ve got a four-speed gearbox motherfucker!”

Want to pipe up and say that this video was awesome. The video quality was pretty good and it seems like everyone is getting better at being on camera - but the content was great. I’m sure this was a limited opportunity, but more videos like this would be great. I’m kind of surprised there wasn’t more technical…

Being a New Yorker means never apologizing for never being satisfied.

“Nobody goes there anymore.  It’s too crowded.”

The flip side,

Can...can I ask if we can...like....try a different strategy? I’m not the first to say this, but can we....maybe...not pay attention to him for awhile?

As an official representative from the Brotherhood of Insufferable Pedants, I would like to invite you to our Tuesday meeting. 

All they needed was a third insufferably condescending and overexposed car guy in the third seat to hit a McLaren F1 yahtzee.

He plead guilty and admitted to buying homes and other assets with the proceeds of illegal drug sales.

Yes, it’s dumb that weed isn’t federally legal. Yes, civil asset forfeiture is ridiculous. Yes, 40 years is an insane amount of time for this crime. No, this guy shouldn’t get away with no repercussions after breaking…

I think that shoots a piston through the hood and into orbit.

Trust me, as a fellow fit person, everything is just a long con to be able to post pictures of yourself without a shirt on.

No.

Not to break the magic, but, um, I am the first two guys there.

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

Never forget: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”