I think that shoots a piston through the hood and into orbit.

No.

Not to break the magic, but, um, I am the first two guys there.

That opening gif is not representative of the reaction she would have. That’s more of an “Oh you..” instead of the more real “What the fuck Adam?!”.

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

Never forget: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

We are living in Bigly, the real-life remake of Big we never asked for.

The sun is hot and water is wet.

most of the company’s value is in their image. changing it could easily leave the company with nothing. they won’t mess with their image until there isn’t any value left in it at all. so, in 5 years, maybe?

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

She needs to learn CPR and shut up.

Oviously liberal? I don’t think so. Everything about her screams of being raised behind the Orange Curtain.

First off, why is this a concept? It looks like it’s ready to be put into production, and it looks amazing.

Anthony’s just jelly because his most creative use of a spoon over an open flame was...well, you know.

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

Because hating melanin is a terrible skincare regimen.

The slow death of Harley has been a bit painful to watch