If there were aliens known to the US government, 45 would be privy to the information, and he would have blurted it out by now.

Sorry. No. I’m going to go against the grain here and say I think the proportions are all wrong. Long snout and stunted greenhouse make this seem like a cartoon car. I get Jalopnik loves Mazda, and they have some very cool looking cars currently, but these concepts, and the rotary concept, had really uneasy…

Tell me more about this musical car

People have a right to protest. That is the bloody essence of America.

Well, I didn’t really have a reason to watch NASCAR, but now I have a good reason to not watch NASCAR.

You always wreck your first (anything) so go used.

Yeah I don't really know what we're talking about but this article seems like a teensy overreaction.

And I wish I had the GI system that could make that fantasy a reality.

Ok, hate Fieri, love Musk, got it.

I think we need to ban all Christians from our country until we figure out what’s going on.

Regera? More like Regreta...amiright?

Mullets take too long to grow.

It’s more geography than politics. Any state that isn't surrounded on at least 75% of its borders by other states gets weird and stupid. See: California, Texas, Florida, Vermont, Florida, Maine, Florida, Alaska, Michigan, Florida.

No.

Maybe Evans just wanted the audience to feel included:

When a third of the trailer for a racing simulation consists of photoshopping your imaginary car into real-world images, it’s time to glance down through the waterskis and wave at the shark!

Stressful? Fuck that noise, that job looks awesome.

And the message is that we are too stupid to sell them at auction to recoup the money that taxpayers spent on apprehending the criminals and impounding their machines. We will just throw that money down the drain to make a statement of questionable value.

Also, they’ll probably just fix them. And the cars won’t be worth as much afterward, so some people who couldn’t otherwise afford a supercar might get one!

Yes! It’s not like they wrecked 11 of the remaining McLaren F1's. Yes, it’s sad to see beautiful things broken, but these guys didn’t do it to anything super rare or irreplaceable.