Well, he was voiced by Arsenio Hall, for one. 

Ugh, it’s another scene where an original cast member just repeats lines from the original. Maybe they can write him some new material in the sequel?

You know who would think Star went downhill in later seasons? Pie folk. You can’t trust pie folk.

but the physics of sound also matter (higher pitched voices are more intelligible, especially through interference).

I would call it “illegal duplication.”

You tell me. If I make a duplicator ray and use it to make a copy of my neighbour’s car, have I stolen a car? If I use it to duplicate my dinner to give to a homeless person, have I stolen from the supermarket or the farmer or both?

Taking things that don’t belong to you is wrong, and taking toys is particularly pathetic.

I don’t care what the name is. Making a copy of something is not the same as theft. I realize we’ve been immersed in a decades-long propaganda campaign to make those two things seem identical, but they are not.

I’m not endorsing piracy. You ARE lying about what piracy is, in order to make it seem more serious.

Grow up. I’m definitely not endorsing piracy, but you definitely are conflating it with a totally different crime in order to make it seem more serious.

If piracy is as serious as you say, then you don’t have to lie about what it is.

Piracy is not theft.

Piracy is not theft. Media conglomerates want you to believe it is, but is certainly not.

Gotham Knights would have been a system seller for a PS5 for me, but no couch co-op means I can’t play with my partner, which means no reason to buy.

The trailer claims “Four Fully Remastered Titles” but it still looks like 16-bit pixel art to me. Can you imagine if Capcom put out a Fully Remastered Resident Evil collection that had PS1-era polygons?

Again, you are conflating Nintendo’s treatment of random YouTubers with official licensees.

But Nintendo didn’t bother to do this in the first place. A publishing company who purchased a license from Nintendo decided to do it.

why does it need to be revolutionary in both its gameplay and its graphics all at once?

Best selling Metroid of all time? Probably means it’s time for Nintendo to go another generation or two without releasing a Metroid game.

Holy crap would I take Oracle remakes in the style of LA. 

LOL. Metroid Dread is well on it’s way to being the best-selling Metroid of all time, but Nintendo’s terrible mishandling of this franchise, repeatedly, is quite the mystery to me.