When you read “Maine lawmakers” as ‘Marine lawnmowers’ it is probably bedtime.

Maine could probably choose to abolish all personalized plates if they wanted - but they sure as hell couldn’t abolish all bumper stickers.

If nothing else, we should happy she is proud of a 2013 Chrysler Town & Country.

The rest are just jealous. 

The “Only gay cops give me tickets” is pretty funny. People are wound up too tight.