At least he’ll see more Mounds.

It was a draft diary year:

It’s almost like by saying that NC State isn’t a rival, it gets NC State fans super riled up, which definitely isn’t the intention of telling them that they’re not rivals. Which they aren’t. Duke is our rival.

not all assholes are graysons, but all graysons are assholes?

I think she was just volunteering to give up her seat, before she rolled on out of there.

I’m more interested in how Duke didn’t land a kid named “Grayson Carter”.

My friend was falsely accused of something about a decade ago. I was sitting outside the courtroom with him and his lawyer as we watched potential jurors file in to the courtroom. It was a long line of white people. I’ll never forget that moment - my friend looked like he was going to pass out. I tried to look calm,…

Ok.

Just add that to the list of things that Melo’s done with. Including

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

Stiverne doesnt look like he should be fighting for any kind of title

I was stuck in a lobby about a week ago. They had a TV turned to ESPN. Now, I don’t watch ESPN, like, at all, but hey, at least it wasn’t turned to one of the 24/7 News Yelling Networks, so I paid attention. Screamin’ A was on with a couple of other dudes. I think one was that weaselly ESPN boxing analyst (the one who…

I was gonna go off on a tangent but instead I’ll just cosine this.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

If he wants to be anonymous, move to Austin circa 1996, there were lots of white rastas living here at that time.

Taxes, 401K, agent fees, union dues, money manager, deferred payments.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

Sure, Eckersley doesn’t know how rough it is on pitchers today. David Price has completed 16 of his 259 career starts, and Eckersley completed 17.