Thank you, Madeleine.

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

He once said on the show that he’s “passionate about socks.” I tried to find a GIF, but instead I found this one:

I read a tweet once that said “vaping is a fedora for your mouth,” and I’ve always thought that Leo DiCaprio was the human version of a fedora, so by transitive property... was he smoking himself?

I wonder if when Kim and Amber met up they shook hands then smelled their fingers and gave each other a knowing wink.

All I want to do #drinkcoffee #saveanimals #takenaps

named Jono Freedrix, which sounds like the name of a man who would accuse a woman of being a witch.

I may be convinced to get my next batch of replacement underwear there instead of VS. You find the booty coverage is better than VS with Aerie? I am well-endowed back there, and getting anything to fit me right is a challenge.

doesn’t look comfortable

Seconded

I love Aerie so much. Unapologetically. I buy all my underwear there. It fits amazing, goes through the wash like a champ, and has cute patterns. I don’t need sexy barely-there undies, I want ones that cover my whole ass. 7 pairs for $26 is also pretty fucking amazing. This campaign just solidifies my love of them.…

My only problem here is that the bathing suit is awful.