yea in Canada a guy named Vincent Li decapitated and ate another guy.

5 star story, consider contributing to the new Jez vertical Flygirl.

Most long bus rides in Canada are horrific, when I went to univeristy I had about a 4400 km trip from Edmonton to eastern Quebec, I thought I was a genius saving about 300$ by taking the bus- approximately 54 hours with stops in the middle of nowhere where the Jello was petrified and the locals were toothless. There…

Good god, did you make me laugh with this one. Well played madam.

Yup. I think that's the official Worst Bus Ride Ever.

oh my goodness I think I remember that news story — was it in Canada?

All bags searched thoroughly for weapons because last week some guy on the same route had a knife and decapitated a random fellow passenger...one star.

HULK MOMAGER SMASH ENTITLED SANTA CLAUS ASSHOLE!

I have a mom like that. There’s no reasoning with the unreasonable and utterly delusional, because the person could turn on you forever for one ill-timed, well-intentioned intervention. Choices have to be made. I feel for Cliff and admire his resourcefulness. It feels shitty to be underhanded, but that’s a far better…

Part of me really wanted Momager to actually smack Psycho Santa with the pizza pan.

Ted will be pulled over in the middle of a rainy night, with unprescribed viagra, open alcohol containers, and a 13 year old girl in a state of undress in the passenger seat. He will immediately plead guilty, the media will go insane, and conservatives will pretend it’s not even happening. Ted will beg for a plea deal…

I joined the Menstrual Cup Club about two months ago and I will not fucking shut up about it. BLOOD CUPS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Yes, yes, yes. The only thing that will pry my Diva cup from my nether regions is menopause.

As a proud member of Menstrual Cup Club, I am obligated to follow the first rule of Menstrual Cup Club, which is you always talk about Menstrual Cup Club.

Nice to see you’ve joined us, Magda! News flash, this writer doesn’t owe you shit or shinola about the personal details about her time there, yet she wrote about them anyway — she was in the process of getting her citizenship. Also, I’ve never heard of someone “getting what they deserved” for being naive by working…

“Your labor doesn’t warrant protection”

If you had read closely you would see that she was in the process of becoming a citizen. That literally makes her an immigrant.

She should’ve just called it an internship

Yeah, fuck paying people who work for you if no one is watching!

*reads reviews on TripAdvisor*