“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

Kids should be required to at least try anything before they reject it because “it looks funny,” though. I don’t agree with making kids eat everything they hate, but they damn sure shouldn’t get to sit in their plain-hamburgers-with-ketchup-and-maybe-plain-cheese-pizza comfort zone all the time (I’M LOOKING AT YOU, MY…

OMG KARA THAT’S ME

RE Groupon: I got this email too! And I said I bet this is shade! I GOT ONE RIGHT!!

I would not f**k him in a box, I would not f**k him in my socks, I would not f**k him on a dare, I would not f**k him anywhere.

Did you read the story. Since you probably didn’t let me tell you. NASA did not develop it for this use, they developed it for space use, to find extraterrestrials which is what they do. Did you know that NASA developed velcro as well they didn’t get paid to do that either but that’s the good thing about science, most…

So you just rewrote NASA’s Mission Statement without telling anyone? Huh?

behold the new chairman of the Committee on Science, Space and Technology

It’s “NASA’s” device for finding aliens. Not DARPA’s, they have no interest in finding people by their heartbeats behind several feet of concrete. “NASA’s”, that’s the story we’re sticking to.

I’m not sure why you think this isn’t within NASA’s purview. The number of lives saved by various technologies developed and utilized by NASA are uncountable.

Teapublicans do the budget slash & burn. It makes their Iranian pen pals happy.

The good news is, this amazing radar can locate a living being buried under several feet of debris and earth. The bad news is, this is how the killer drones will find and exterminate us.

So what you’re saying is NASA has invented Impulse Drive, Warp Drive and the Tricorder\Lifesigns detector all this year?

Find them!!!!

I wonder what sounds a radar makes?

I wouldn’t fuck him with Madonna’s dick.

There also isn't a FUCK NO but maybe his dad option.

This schmo is a two-pump chump at best Ladies. AT BEST.

I’m sorry, where is the “FUCK NO” option?