Yes, an ass-grab and a shoulder-tap are definitely equivalent actions! No, your question is not blatantly disingenuous!

Well there goes my business plan for opening a secondhand sex toy emporium. I was going to call it Sloppy Seconds. And everything. 

“Everything Will Be Alright in the End” is the only Weezer record that truly matters.

That Weezer sketch reminded me of the Barenaked Ladies discussion in Community.

Who knew all it took for Leslie Jones to have a great starring sketch was for her to get into a heated Weezer debate with Matt Damon? Such a wonderfully niche yet all-too relatable premise executed perfectly.

This may be the first time ever that “not enough characters” has been mentioned in connection with Game of Thrones.

they finally made a movie version of the hit slot machine Sharknado?

Apparently, the Asylum was also planning to put Reid’s face on slot machines and video gambling devices.

It’s that guy with the butcher’s cleaver, right there, in the header.

Help! I’ve spent what feels like an eternity all by myself with nothing and noone around - but now, I have Derek! Unfortunately, he has wind chimes down there, which I could work with when there was a large amount of coke available. But now there’s nothing to snort, all the clanging and chiming gives me a headache.…

To the other commenters, where did they act like they cured inequality? They proved a point and people, like local news, took notice. That’s like step #1 of deconstructing white supremacy - using your privilege to not only acknowledge it exists but also right the wrongs it produced.

I see this divergence around what’s…

There’s only one Lady Mormont.

I like it, tell me more!

Hello, my name is Luigi Mario, you killed my father, prepare to die!

It’s just The Princess Bride but with a plumber, dinosaurs, go karting, sentient inanimate objects, carnivorous plants and ghosts. But hey it's not like they ever made  great movie based on The Princess Bride or anything. 

It sounds like you're feeling fat and sassy.

How could he ever decide which was the most effective excercise method?

I mean he was distractingly buff.

Teeth really add the pounds.

I also think that. Seinfeld wanted to attribute young people not laughing to them being too sensitive. Maybe people just don't really find hacky material about floppy hands looking gay and French to be all that hilarious.