Seeing Tormund genuinely sad about not getting with Brienne made me a little frowny too. Sure, he got over it, but it’s Tormund, a man who has few fucks to give (when not in the name of his friends and alcohol).

Hey, wouldn’t it be great if we sent scouts ahead for our ships? No? Okay. Well what about if we get Drogon to flank the enemy ships and burn their sails from behind. No? Okay yeah cool, good talk.

Every girl who was ever in high school has never related this much to Ser Brienne of Tarth.

This. My in-game albums are mostly filled up with pictures of Hylian retrievers rolling around on the ground or chasing their tails.

So well done. Anyone who uses prosthetics for their cosplay is next level, IMO.

That this has turned into a D&D exploration of how this battle has gone gives me true joy. Arya as Human Rogue would be a new 5e Character template that I can get behind.

Cersei wishes she were the Big Bad. Her status now is more like “person who is there, on the thrones, with paid warriors and nothing left to fight for.” Having lost everything at this point, her desire for the Iron Thrones feels as hollow as the Night King’s need to kill Bran. Like, Cersei, just go back to Casterly…

Starring for “crit success” because nothin’ like rolling a d20 attack roll on the Night King, amiright?!

Starring for “wight girl wasted”

Counter-theory: The Night King approaches our heroes at Winterfell and proposes they all take down Cersei in King’s Landing, their reason being she fights her battles by buying an army, whereas both the White Walkers and the Northerners fight for their people.

Right?! All it would have taken was an introduction, a line, something! Maybe it’ll be brought up in future episodes, but given how little Jorah’s past has been brought to attention since his greyscale diagnosis several seasons back, it’s likely not going to happen. (I hope I am wrong as more episodes air, and then am…

His character changed drastically after Season 4's Joffrey murder party, mainly because once they surpassed the book, the show couldn’t figure out how to make Littlefinger’s machinations make sense in the context of all the other stories they were making up. I wouldn’t be surprised if Littlefinger makes it to the end…

I was hoping Sansa would get a line in at the trial along the lines of “I know Arya and the last thing she would want is to be the Lady of Winterfell, you idiot.” Because I immediately assumed Sansa would realize Littlefinger was playing her when she said that aloud earlier in the episode, but it was played so…

I think they really needed that scene with Bran. The writers got so caught up in how cool it would be to have the trial actually be for Littlefinger as a “reveal” that they allowed the story and character motivations suffer as a result.

I was just about to post how I was terrified of Prometheus & Bob too, so no shame there. Something about it freaked me out as a kid. I think maybe because the cartoon violence felt more real with the claymation, I had a more visceral reaction to their injuries as opposed to, say, Looney Tunes.

You know what else is frustrating? New Zealand just comes right out and says it: this was a terrorist attack. Reading that, I thought, “YES, IT IS, THANK YOU FOR USING THOSE WORDS.” But here? Trump would be calling him a “troubled young man who killed people he thought was a threat to America” or some shit like that.

I’m shipping Beto’s lab & Warren’s golden retriever. They can literally be running mates.

That’ll be a nice change of pace. Most of my dates are brewed with beers.

You mean like... a magic trick?

In response to the interviewer’s question, “Who should play Donald Trump in a movie?”