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Jason Mantzoukas (The League)

I’m more upset about the twist at the beginning of the movie, where it turns out this isn’t a Firefly movie.

BvS is a bunch of good (or at least decent) actors trying

I always wanted a Batman Vs The Mob movie with Pesci as the Ventriloquist.

BvS is a bunch of good (or at least decent) actors trying to make the movie not terrible and boring. There’s just only so much you can do with shit material.

Alternate method for setting fire to railroad tracks:

OMG THERE’S A BUG IN FACETIME! EVERYBODY PANIC! DISABLE FACETIME! NO! IT’S TOO LATE FOR THAT! JUST THROW YOUR IPHONE IN THE RIVER OMG IT’S THE END OF ALL THINGS!

Remember when Community, Parks and Rec, The Office, and 30 Rock used to air back to back? Good times.

Still the best live-action iteration of Superman.

It’s the context that makes it ridiculous.

“It is fiction, the nature of the character has changed with every new writer that took on the character in the comic.”

You’ve actually never read a Superman comic, have you?

At best, Man of Steel is a sub-par non-cannon take on superman akin to Ultraman or Kingdom Come. Even taken as an alternate dimension asshole

Yep, a lot of AWS is unavoidable but ultimately has no real negative impact on your life if you keep using it.

I totally get that movies are more than just what appears on-screen some times, and I don’t have any real problem with Black Panther being nominated because it’s an award show, but Black Panther probably wasn’t even the best comic book movie last year, let alone one of the best pictures made. 

Black Panther 100% deserves every one of those technical nominations, but Best Picture? Get the fuck out of here.

Actually the original Studio ending is a Yacht ridding up next to the capsule, were Ryan Gosling comes out and invites her for dinner. The fade out is the Yacht steaming along and PitBull and Cardi B do a remix of under the sea.

NO BANNER, ONLY HULK.

(Full disclosure: This author has interviewed Brennan herself, and appears with her high school concert orchestra in the “I Believe I Can Fly” video.)

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This is like grandparent level computer naivete

So, no scenes of Aunt May sunbathing in the Italian Riviera? This is disappointing.

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most