Oh, please. Like your useless jabbering about football and cars is the zenith of intellectual sophistication.

i personally have an extreme apathy towards the issue of celebrity (part of the reason i am doing this feature currently is to see if i can make it interesting for myself) but i have an even GREATER apathy for males who believe girls are concerned about what they think

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

But if they refer to Sofie Visso as a woman, they'll have to publish her struggle with weight gain, the subsequent eating disorder, her stint in rehab, her fairy tale body, and a "medical" analysis on what cosmetic surgery she's had.

Look, I hate tabloids too, but how are we not giving Us an A+ for divulging that Arya and the Hound are real life BFFs who speak to each other in a secret egg language? ADORABLE.

Shh don't ruin the fantasy!

I love that you refuse to cover DD, they're the worst!

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I find it endearing that Dodai's limit is Duck Dynasty. I mean, 6 Degrees of Lindsay's Love Life can be discussed but DD cannot.