STOP WITH THIS IDIOT AND HIS BROKEN SHIT

ugly shitbag with car problems writes article about ugly shitbag with car problems. today is the day i decided to stop visiting jalopnik forever, and i hope everyone else does too.

hahaha you’re broke AF, shitbag! i fucking dare you to buy this. you don’t have any money LOL

david. when are you going to give this up? are you mildly retarded or something?

you should regret your whole life, crybaby

great article dave, I mean it’s a total piece of shit but apparently you’re fractionally better at cleaning than wrenching or writing. bless

Opinion: Sergio and his cronies have made a royal mess of the Alfa revival. Years ago I did some development work on the Dart, which I’m not proud of. The upside was that the mules were Giuliettas, and I couldn’t help but wonder why they didn’t just bring that car over more or less unaltered. I know there’s plenty of…

Counterpoint: it’s kind of ugly. I get that the low seat height is attractive to some riders - but to my eye, the lines are more Guzzi Nevada than Sportster. Additionally, even the 300cc version is over $4k, which strikes me as a bit much for a low-displacement “beginner” bike. If a Rebel appeals to you at all, just…

the numbers of ways you suck at life is staggering

If only guilt would force you to scrap all your shitty Jeeps and get a job sorting mail or something, so Jalopnik can find a replacement who is actually good at wrenching and doesn’t write like a high schooler.

In 2015, I was lucky to find a 22RE/5-speed 4Runner, several states away. I flew out to buy it sight unseen, and drove it back without any issues beyond the unmistakable timing chain rattle and the brake warning light intermittently flashing. The cassette player also crapped out about halfway home. So far I’ve done…

IT IS MUH BIRTHDAY TORCH! TNKS BRUH

watching you perpetually fail at everything brings me great joy

Counterpoint - nobody vested in Tesla is seeing a return right now, and the only way they’re going to change that is if more people buy stock. Only days after pieces outlining their supply strategy issues (Tesla is massively overcapacitized, if you hadn’t heard) a puff piece like this talking about pretend numbers is…

this douchenozzle is beyond irritating and I couldn’t even watch the whole video

still better at jeeps than you

don’t go anywhere near it. everything you touch turns to shit.

If this means that a new raft of rust-free PNW cars will be available to us unfortunate enough to live in the Midwest, I’m all about it. We can buy all the cool old cars and the hippies can ride bikes instead.

You’re outwardly trying too hard to be something other than a shit mechanic

this is complete and utter garbage content