God bless you. Just like God bless my 6'2 ex who got with a 4'9 woman. What a perv, and a gift to shrimpy ladies like myself. You go, and be God’s gift to that tiny man.

A hot dude bringing carbs. I couldn't ask for anything more.

She deserves all the money. All of it. Empty Fort Knox, unlock the Federal Reserve, it belongs to her now.

Yeeeah, no. Random out-of-context photos taken at the precise moment when someone had their arm outstretched is not the same thing as ending a speech at the RNC by turning towards the image of your Overlord, actually doing the salute, and then awkwardly transition into a wave that you would have just done to begin…

While I’ve no doubt this is inherently true, I’d add that the Right’s obsession with reproductive organs is also rooted in the idea that all women are men’s property, are tools to grow men’s estate/family/legacy and that the anti-abortion movement is strictly a means to punish women for having sex or even seeking to…

How selfless and incredible of this woman to share such a painful, heartbreaking yet insightful story. So much love going out to her.

Was tennis player a typo? Did they really mean Nascar Driver or Florida Man?

Let me help (or try) Kylie Jenner (Rob’s sister) is dating Tyga. Tyga baby’s mother is Blac Chyna who is marrying Rob. Hence if Kylie and Tyga ever marry his sister-in-law would be Blac Chyna a woman he has a child with a that child would become his nephew-son.

So the real question is: How did he pay for this? Did he save up all of his Keeping Up checks for this one ring or is it something he found in his brother-in-law’s couch?

Rob & Blac Chyna has got to be my favorite celebrity couple of all time. The shade of it all!

I’ve seen and really don’t get this argument. My last name has been my last name from birth. Just like it was my father’s last name from birth. Is it more “his” last name than mine because he’s a man? Or because he’s older? It’s not “my father’s name”—it’s a whole bunch of “Keyser’s” (men and women) names. Including…

My college roommate and his wife choose a random third last name and both changed theirs, showing preference to neither family. Opening up the choice to any possible combination of letters might be a bit overwhelming, but it seems they were both huge Natalie Merchant fans, so it worked out for them.

“Bless his haaaaaaaht.”