Jim Jarmusch made Only Lovers Left Alive, starring Tilda Swinton as a vampire. And Tilda is a vampire in the show. Does that mean it was a biographical film and Tilda just hypnotized Jim Jarmusch into forgetting about the existence of vampires?

Disgusting situation/human being, but award-worthy “Better Off Dead” reference. /kudos :D

but it made awesome lines like “what’s that disgusting smell?” “it’s ME!!” possible so I’ll condone it LOL

Late-run babies always boost the quality and success of sitcoms!

They are now a Cousin Oliver and shaggy dog from completing Sitcom Death Spiral Bingo.

.....and has Spider-Man on the cover.

Either watch pop culture live or accept spoilers can happen.

Are you slappy now

I dunno, I kind of love the fact that they didn’t bother renaming The Aristocats.

The entire “memo” is worth reading in full:

actually matt smith is the actor, matt smith’s monster is the name of his penis

It’s funny because I hope he fucking dies.

As funny as this is, it’s important to remember that Alex Jones made millions of dollars peddling lies and hatred and that he’s a gigantic piece of greasy shit.

On the one hand, you wouldn’t need many to pull this off, because just a few refusing to work would cause a cascade as work gets shifted, and more and more balk under the increased load.

The good news is that Counting Crows can go back on tour...... 

You’ve put more work into piecing this together than any of the filmmakers ever did.

I agree with you, just adding that the “dog” xenomorph from ALIEN^3 is further evidence of their parasitical use of host DNA.

Xenomorphs hybridise with whatever lifefeforms’ chests they burst out of. What we think of as a “standard” Xenomorph is one that was born from a human host. In Prometheus and Covenant, we see an Engineer-based Xenomorph, and then the results of David introducing first Shaw and then more human hosts into the mix until…