“Certain filmmakers are just butthurt that the model has changed, and they now have more competition in a space that used to be thoroughly gatekept and closed off.”

How GRRM sleeps at night knowing he has no pages:

If he dies of COVID, this is going to be an exceptionally dumb obituary.

“Instead of staying the fuck home and writing, this elderly obese man decided to go among tens of thousands of people from around the world — most of whom were predictably not wearing masks — and caught a disease that he was among the most…

Nice to see GRRM has time to film 9 minute YouTube videos instead of working on Winds of Winter.

There are 10's of us! 10's of us I tell you! We all cried in 1986 during the “whatever happend to the man of tomorrow” ending when Krypto dies to save Supes!

I had no intention of seeing this, but Marc Maron as Lex Luthor? Okay, I’ll at least watch it on streaming. (...probably while high)

Krusty knew.

“In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean what, are we to believe that this is some sort of magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

It took two motherfuckers to write this

*clutches pearls* NED!

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My 3 year old, who can’t get enough Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, won’t even give Mickey Mouse Funhouse a chance. That kid has become such a toxic fan.

This is so hilariously inaccurate when you know the actual origins of the term “woke”

Jake Lloyd, who alone in this world is justified in bitching about how Star Wars ruined his childhood.

Oh, wow, I didn’t know there was an even more annoying form of content generation than posting a trailer and then writing a paragraph summarizing said trailer. Now in lieu of facile summary we get facile “analysis” instead. So glad someone else watched this 3 minute trailer and then took the time and effort to inform…

It’s a good thing you get to pick who are the good ones.

Tarantino went on to explain that it’s called “Battle Royale” because of the metric system.

I just wanted to add that the lighthouse scene in Battle Royale is some amazing stuff on top of showing paranoia running wild (though I guess at least a bit understandable under the circumstances).

Promontory gives me so many chills. That part of the score has a permanent place on my workout playlist. I defy anyone to hear that when they’re on the treadmill and not get a rush of adrenaline that makes them want to do an extra mile.

Rewatched Last of the Mohicans last night (it’s on Netflix). All I remembered about it before watching was that it was a really good film with a really good score, but I couldn’t remember any specifics. And it was, for most of its runtime.