“We think younger viewers will really be drawn by the star power of Ezra Miller.”

Joke suggestion: Just get Will Ferrel doing his Trebek

“Angry Barsanti Articles” seems redundant. Can probably just say Barsanti Articles. 

Really?  I have *NEVER* heard that before.   Next they’re going to tell me that unfunny comedian Ken Jeong is some kind of medical doctor or something! 

Now THAT’S how you mouth “the nom” (nom nom nom nom).

Holy shit, Cartman had a Clyde Frog doll on South Park, I thought it was just some generic made up thing.

Hashing it the first time didn’t help anyone, but here we are.

I don't think continuing to rehash this shitshow helps anyone.

There TF Werewolf. There TF Castle.

Gtfoh with this bullshit. You know damn well that this story (assuming it’s true) isn’t simply about someone “changing their mind about something.” You also know damn well that if Boebert simply had a “personal opinion” about abortion, there wouldn’t be a problem. Guess what, everyone has a personal opinion about…

Absence rather stupidly makes the heart grow fonder. Whatever was going on aside, Johnny Depp was massively overexposed by 2017 and his films were not great the more mainstream he attempted to go. I’d argue it’s the same reason Tim Burton has been laying low and turning to TV. They both put out a lot of crap there for…

The surest sign of creative bankruptcy is going lazily “meta”, referencing back to when there was still relevance (see also: about 80% of Scream & Halloween sequels). RK is right: this is just a reminder that this site used to matter.

I loved this site so much. Idk why I continue hanging around in the graveyard. Nostalgia, I guess.

Stop pretending this is the same AV Club as 6 months ago.

Sam Barsanti knows writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards

Trying to reclaim some past glory? So funny to read how this site as it exists now has anything to do with the site that existed seven years ago.

This.

Good lord, absolute zero self-awareness with this deeply weird man

It’s a fun thing to look back on, now that both LoT and the AV Club are over.