goo goo g’joob

Given that I was hearing about how there are only seven stories as far back as middle school English, I think this might be every writer’s thing.

Just like the saying goes: people in glass onions shouldn’t throw houses.

Didn’t we already go through all this like 15 years ago?

“I find myself wholly intolerant of the fetishisation of this archetype of genius, having seen, first-hand, great works made by decent, conscientious people, and having witnessed sharp impatience with female or Bipoc [Black, Indigenous and people of colour] film-makers who show any similar signs of irresponsibility”

I took Michael Keaton’s advice once. Once.

“Keats, I’ve got one piece of advice for you: Never rub another man’s rhubarb.”

Sandworms! You hate ‘em, right? (laughs) I hate ‘em myself! 

That sequel needs a scene like the original Face/Off, where a scientist tells us that Cage and Esposito basically have indistinguishable features, so they should look just like each other when they swap faces.

You’re right. I hope that this franchise about Nicholas Cage and John Travolta swapping faces doesn’t take a turn for the ridiculous.

The Chrisleys currently face up to 30 years in prison.

Wow, some people will go to crazy extremes to avoid having them talk about the thing they truly don’t want people to know about them...

Well, the Chrisley Administration should be a fun four years.

Life has taught me that people with visible wealth are a house of cards.

That blend of the street with the beach blew my frickin mind. Maybe a music video has done it or something, but I’ve never seen that before

Tony Hawk 2 on Ps2 introduced so many kids to stuff like Iron Maiden. It was awesome going to a maiden show in like, 2011 and seeing three, maybe four generations of fans.

I never thought Crystal Skull’s missteps were updating Indy to a 50s setting, both literally and in terms of the cinematic inspirations (Russians, A-Bombs, Aliens) from the pulp films of that era. In fact, it seems like a great way to modernize the character - insisting that he needs to be hunting Christian artifacts…

That guy was amazing.

Latino here for the love of God stop calling us Latinx. I rather be called a beaner.