How did you miss Philly? I'd put them ahead of everyone except Boston.

Madison Bumgarner’s career slash line: .162/.203/.249

I was 22. I was in West Palm Beach with my then girlfriend visiting her mom. We decided to go for a stroll down to the nearby marina to enjoy the Florida night. I felt a fart building, which I would normally hold in, but since it was fairly breezy and we were moving, I was convinced that it would go unnoticed. I…

Even though Marc Trestman is no longer a head coach, he should be on the Fire This Asshole! list. I think he's a strong candidate.

Fool me twice, I'm John Feinstein

Belichick should be forced to watch every 2014 Bears game.

Or a young Ron Perlman?

Your list is missing the Mooninites quad laser. It should be last.

Is he Almost Politically Correct Redneck?

It may never become public, but the Cubs will surely look into it. I don't believe Renteria is "the guy" that they think will ultimately manage them a championship. Maddon fits the front office's philosophy perfectly.

The Bears ran this play with Johnny Knox and Devin Hester, unfortunately a penalty nullified it.

18. Being hit by a car

It also screws up trading.

Hell, you don't even need that, just wait until the game is over.