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But she’s not famous outside the US, whereas MJ and Sam Smith are...

Right? I can’t stand Sam Smith but let’s just pretend we’re not all out here frantically googling Stephanie Mills like she’s a somebody..

Michael Jackson was a pedophile. I don’t like pedophiles. Hate me for it. I still like his music. That might clear things up.

Sam Smith is annoying AF and I would be perfectly happy if he never made another song again. But going after someone for saying they dare not like something is absurd. If he said “Michael Jackson had no influence on modern music” then obviously that statement should be torn to shreds.

Jordan Chandler gave an exact description of Michael Jackson’s penis. His music is boring and soulless and plagiarized.

It is problematic that Jezebel is ignoring the whole male child rape aspect of this story. 

But he isn’t denying his impact- simply saying he doesn’t care for a lot of his music. You can absolutely think someone is talented and impactful without personally enjoying their art. 

This seems silly as hell. We have no idea what the context was and holy shit with the revelations and steps forward that we’ve taken in regards to sexual abuse/grooming, we are really gonna do this? Drag Sam Smith for saying “I don’t like Michael Jackson but this is a good song”???

All this because he offhandedly said he didn’t like someone else’s music? Okay. 

This has been the case for years but it still makes me sick that everyone has forgotten that he’s a pedophile. 

No.

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I just want everyone to just watch My Mad Fat Diary instead. (You can catch it on Hulu, but the original ultra ‘90s music is found in bootleg streams):

This is why rich people are the worst. You and I, we wouldn’t be caught dead in a vile place like Trump Tower. The rich, however, will.

’ I told him to his face, ‘Your jeans too tight and your accent funny.’ I didn’t have no [filter.] I was straight outta Memphis.”

What’s even worse is that they’re going to borrow the terrible idea form the Tonys of shuffling certain categories into the commercials and then giving them a 5 second recap after the break. Sorry, writers, costume designers and makeup people! We don’t give enough of a fuck about the craft of your jobs to give you 30

How the hell did Bert Newton’s delinquent child get anywhere near Jessica Chastain’s orbit??

Women be crazy, right? Men are never the crazy ones. They may be mentally and physically abusive, but we don’t call ‘em crazy.

This dirt bag is so boring it got filed to Jerry O’Connell

Both of them would have been prettier with natural brows.

I try to pluck my chin hairs with my bare hands while watching Netflix and my fiancé tries not to notice what I’m up to. It takes forever since this method is so inefficient.