Maybe she put the Freeze on in the bedroom. Hugh knows? She may Nutt be the one to kiss and tell.

He should have stayed with Ole Missus and none of thia would have happened.

Imagine being comment #1000 in that last Instagram post’s thread, you luck into the milestone while saying something epic or encouraging about this geezer’s workout regimen (salted with the appropriate hashtags and premium emojis), and then 500+ comments follow, many of which are repetitive of and/or pale shadows of…

Putting shit into your ass should be called “Raspberry Beret” simply because of the lyric “She walked in through the out door.”

big idiot’s beef

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

Also, how the fuck is Alyssa not the #1 Milano in the ranking? The fuck kinda bullshit is this?

The people in charge want draftees to come running up the Rocky steps when their name is called, which meant shutting down areas of the city for a MONTH in order to set everything up.

Here’s a nice story about Amy Schumer, an emergency bathroom stop and a $2,000 good deed.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Typical socialist Europeans giving something away for free that you could easily charge extra for.

“I did it for the economy, we needed a change.”

Well whatever they did last year obviously didn’t work.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

If they had two guns each this wouldn’t have happened. - The NRA

Oh, I forgot one notable other alum:

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

The tale of two tie knots.