I would not kick out of my garage. This one is certainly driver quality.

Clearly they have never taken apart a Maserati Ghibli.

Same. 2002 Jetta 1.8t Moneypit!

If it didn’t come with a bottom-of-the-barrel dealership network I’d be down.

Intellectually, I’m with you there. My current DD is a ‘99 S-10 with the dreadfully-slow combination of a Vortec 2200 and a 4-speed automatic. But for what it is (a work vehicle), it’s perfect. The 4-cylinder is reasonably efficient, it has space to haul stuff when I need to, parts are cheap, and the small engine in a…

This car is Bengals colors. Would work just fine here in Cincy.

A guide for the distinguishing Jalop browsing the internet in hospice care with the intentions of abbreviated car ownership.

NEVER AGAIN

> a Cadillac driving recklessly down a road known as Alligator Alley.

You’ll never get rid of me and my grandfathered unlimited data plan, AT&T! NEVER!

Talking to a divorcing friend in Canada (things are different there ) and he was complaining that he was still driving a 5 year old Civic while his future ex just got a new jeep Compass. I told him that he was the winner in that comparison.

All that’s left to add now is a padded vinyl roof, opera lamps, wire wheel covers and rich Corinthian leather! Call it the; Sierra Denali Ultimate Platinum Edition...