I always ask for a running tally of exactly how many bowel movements were excreted by the previous tenant. I like to rotate toilets every 10,000 craps.

It's time. If you don't have a Wii U, it's time to get one.

Ok, raise your hand if you are one of the apparent freaks who jump by flicking the Control Stick up.

Man, what an inspiring story. I just can't believe Randle made it to the NBA and now gets to play with his idol despite being born with a backwards torso.

Kinsler downplayed the wave after the game, telling reporters that he was "Just having a good time."

i don't get the joke.

Fixed.

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.

Dat Squirtle spelling tho...

Between the story and this gif, I am crying tears of laughter.

Thank you for your tireless dedication to journalism, sir.

What is the name of this establishment supposed to be?

Does anyone still fall for these early game footage videos? Don't encourage them Patricia!

"I caught Tim Duncan peeking at me a little bit,"