I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

lol. No you dumbfuck. The premise of this sketch was basically that it’s weird to put a 9 volt battery up your asshole. Its even more funny to climb up a tower, stick a pole in your shithole and hope to get struck by lightning.

You’re “genuinely asking” why people watch football? I’m genuinely asking why people like you bother to “genuinely ask” questions like this all week every week during football season?

Yes

More like Jalen Helps am i right folks

He was always less grimy than they were. He doesn’t sound like the rest of the scene he came out of. He’s always been a lot less intricate and difficult than, say, Wu Tang or Mobb Deep. Naturally that means he has more crossover appeal. The biggest stars in every genre suck in the eyes of the people who care most…

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

You’re wrong on almost every level. Chick-fil-A is a privately held company and its profits have been used, and almost certainly continue to be used, to support anti-LGBTQ causes. Dan Cathy isn’t just a hired-gun CEO; he and his family own the company.

Cathy is baptist garbage and they donated 2 million of the profits they made from the store to anti gay groups through the Winshape foundation.

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

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I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Honestly, I love this response.

Context is everything in social actions and interactions. Knowledge of audience, situation, and location are key to understanding how a given gesture, statement, or behavior is likely to be received.

If you act in full knowledge of the likely (negative) interpretations of your actions and…

“There is no stark line separating what men can do athletically and what women can. Some women, in fact, are bigger, faster, and stronger than some men.”

Were those ships made of graham crackers?

Vampire Weekend fan here...please take my star nonetheless for being spot on.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

How do you smash a TV with a bat and not face charges or something immediately afterwards? This guy must be Smooth as hell

Still not the worst thing Dallas has gotten away with around the goal.

I’m not gonna defend this guy, because I don’t know a damn thing about him or anything he has done.